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  • kondur_007
    07-12 04:30 PM
    E. APPLICABILITY OF INA SECTION 202(a)(5)(A)AS IT RELATES TO THE ALLOCATION OF �OTHERWISE UNUSED� NUMBERS

    INA Section 202(a)(5)(A), added by the American Competitiveness in the 21st Century Act (AC21), provides that if total demand will be insufficient to use all available numbers in a particular Employment preference category in a calendar quarter, then the otherwise unused numbers may be made available without regard to the annual per-country limits. This provision helps to assure that all available Employment preference numbers may be used. In recent years, the application of Section 202(a)(5)(A) has occasionally allowed oversubscribed countries such as China-mainland born and India to utilize large quantities of Employment First and Second preference numbers that would have otherwise gone unused.

    For example, let us assume that 11,600 Employment Second preference numbers are available in a calendar quarter. There is heavy Employment Second preference demand by China-mainland born and India applicants; however, each country is oversubscribed and would ordinarily be limited to about 800 of the available numbers due to the prorating provisions of INA Section 202(e). Applicants from other countries that have not yet reached their per-country limit have reported a total demand of 6,500 numbers. After taking the worldwide demand into account, it is determined that as a result of the China-mainland born and India per-country limits only 8,100 of the total available Employment Second preference numbers would be used in that quarter. In this instance, the otherwise unused 3,500 numbers could then be made available to China-mainland born and India regardless of their per-country limits. Should that occur, the same cut-off date would be applied to each country, since numbers must be provided strictly in priority date order regardless of chargeability. In this instance, greater number use by one country would indicate a higher rate of demand by applicants from that country with earlier priority dates.


    This is simply the explanation as to why will EB2 India get a huge number and not so much for EB2 China (so when year end statistics come out, there would not be too much noise about why EB2 India got several thousands of visa numbers more than any other category).

    Indication that EB2 India will get huge numbers...this is just explanation as to why:)





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  • ajthakur
    07-14 06:25 PM
    I filed EAD renewal on May 28 2008.
    Service Center: Nebraska
    When did u file your application for EAD renewal and which service center? I am not sure why you think EAD renewal triggered this I-485 RFE?





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  • bskrishna
    07-03 01:32 PM
    AFAIK, this does not work for people who are already in the US. One has to work in their native or different county to be eligible for the EB1 managerial position here. Some one might have sneaked away this way at some time. But this is definitely not happening on a large scale as EB1 is current for all countries for quite some time. If a lot of folks are getting away, EB1 cannot be current for long time.

    Agree that there are not many. The companies that do them, typically do not sponsor for GC that often (comparing the H,L nos to their GC nos).





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  • ajthakur
    07-14 06:52 PM
    I dont remember any LUD on 140 after it was approved. I didnt pay attention to it. I just know now there is a LUD for 7/13/2008.
    7/13 LUD is inconclusive. There's a separate thread on IV discussing this where EB-2 folks have seen a 07/13 LUD w/o AC-21. Do you remember seeing a change in your I-140 LUD after approval in 2006 and before last week when they generated your RFE?

    if there was a LUD, this is a high possibility that your previous employer revoked I-140.

    This RFE can not be generated out of the blues. Using H-1B Xfr instead of EAD has absolutely nothing to do with validity of your AC-21. At least i am not aware of any correlation between the two.



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  • yabadaba
    07-24 02:15 PM
    jc menon...have u ever taken a law class? do u have a jd? why are u then so adamant on thinking u "found" the loophole?

    we are not stupid morons over here. Neither is the AILA/millions of lawyers that are associated with immigration law. Please for heaven sake dont start now about some conspiracy theory about immigration lawyers having a preference for backlog.

    there is no loophole, there is no precedent and by emailing the director with a moronic question will only show that probably that we have morons stuck in retrogression and probably we deserve to be stuck.





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  • optimystic
    03-18 08:35 PM
    Urgh.. Here come the red squares...Why do I even bother posting comments!



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  • sukhwinderd
    02-21 07:25 PM
    people from cary, NC ; boston; detroit; orlando; new jersey till now.
    need more participation from these areas as well as from other states.





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  • msp1976
    07-13 10:12 AM
    All,

    Discrediting attorney Murthy does not serve our purpose.
    If she is doing something good, that is generating more pressure on USCIS, then let's stop criticizing her.
    Though she is taking the step a few days late, it is a step in right direction and lets support and thank her...

    Everyone has their motives...What matters is the end product...



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  • NKR
    07-29 12:06 AM
    Time for a chill beer, anybody wants to join? If yes, wherever you are, cheers :cool:

    Cheers dude, working on an assignment...

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  • Almond
    07-05 12:44 PM
    I agree that you can get free information any where on the internet. But what about the main goal of getting funds? Do we care about the main agenda behind this website? Are we doing any thing to do our part by contributing? You only get very succinct info on murthy chat and khanna phone calls. You might get more info on their fourms. They are running those forums not only for community sake but also to get "invaluable" publicity that makes them "the name" in immigration. I got an answer on Murthy forum/Khanna forum indirectly translates into name/fame for the attorneys, which means more business for them. I got an answer on IV neither directly nor inidrectly translates into what??? Nothing.. As long as we tell ourselves that we get info for free, google is our friend, We are just substantiating our thoughts on "How NOT to pay". Nothing else.


    And there is nothing wrong with that, right, because in the end you do not know what the financial situation of people on here is. One guy suggested a monthly contribution of 20 bucks, I laughed myself off the chair when I saw that. You're right, this is about "how not to pay" and why shouldn't it be. I don't make a lot, the lawyer's sucking me dry (in more ways than one if it were up to him), I've been waiting for this for ever, I have a family to support, etc.


    Well, in the end you all do what you want, don't worry, be happy :D



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  • insbaby
    05-26 05:11 PM
    I was so pissed off by this experience, clearly they are doing this to harrase immigrants. theoratically even if I am going for a walk i am supposed to carry immigration papers because a border patrol officer, in theory, could asks me for my papers ?


    Yes sir. You have to carry atlest a copy of your papers, H1/L1 approval notice, copy of passport, visa page, I-94 while travelling.

    Just keep a copy of those papers in your office bag or in car's dashboard.

    Don't take it in the wrong sense. It is WORTH.

    I have decided that if anyone ask me such a stupid question again inside the US and i am just going to remain silent even if that means they detain me for some time.

    An officer's duty is to ask for papers. And for just few questions you are upset.

    Just think about in the other way.

    What if the officer gets upset when you remain silent....

    You don't have to post such experience as everybody knows what would happen.





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  • crazyghoda
    01-30 02:15 PM
    Wow! Thanks a lot for posting such detailed RFE information. This really helps a lot in understanding what I may be asked.

    My GC sponsoring employer revoked my H1 last year itself. I could see the change in status back then itself within a month of having left them. Nothing happenned after that. I got a new H1 from my (then) new employer and things continued as before. This employer has not yet revoked my H1 (from what I can see) and its probably because they are almost going under. There are less than 25 people left in the company so I doubt that they will have spent the money to go and revoke all the H1s of the folks they laid off.

    Maybe its like someone suggested - USCIS is pre-processing my 485 based on received date since I mailed my app very early on in July 2007.

    Hi had an RFE when my dates were not current. Here is the scan of my RFE notice.
    Hope the scan helps you prepare in advance the necessary documentation.

    http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b337/sprash/RFEMine.jpg
    http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b337/sprash/RFEWife.jpg

    I had discussed this in the following thread:
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?p=296497#post296497


    My *guess* is that the revoking of previous H1b has triggered this RFE --- When my wife's previous employer canceled her H1b it took a few months before her already approved h1b petition was reopened (as per USCIS online).

    The suspense must be terrible!

    Good luck.



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  • gimmeacard
    07-12 05:57 PM
    my PD is april 2006, hope it comes soon





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  • Legal
    07-05 12:07 PM
    No need to conduct this poll. What's your point? go by the
    majority if they say no?

    Make it 20$ per month and be done with it. Those who couldn't do this
    are unlikely to be helpful anyway.



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  • abc
    11-17 12:34 PM
    How long can we keep our career on hold..

    I have decided to switch with a better job and restart with PERM. Anyway, EB3/2003 PD is no GOLD.

    Even if some law gets passed in 2007. With new EB2, I will get GC may be max 1/2 years later.

    What do you think?





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  • rajuram
    01-25 01:26 AM
    For my part, I send an email everyday to the white house and the state dept. This is probably not enough.....but may be some day it will work.

    BTW, my apologies if the members thought that this thread was accusatory. Still the question remains, what next?

    Ok, I understand, no use bringing it up again, sorry, let me go back and read other interesting threads on "investments" and "buying houses"...

    How about we start writing letters to the WhiteHouse/President on

    (i) Eliminate per country quota limits
    (ii) Recapture the lost visas
    (iii) Porcessing dates cannot go back

    for administrative fixes ?



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  • yabadaba
    07-13 05:13 AM
    yep ..thats what shes done/trying to do..claim credit for her "hard hitting" letter.





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  • desi3933
    01-31 06:00 PM
    desi3933,

    Please correct me if I'm wrong but after reading this thread and from what I know ,what I understand is:

    From the time one applies 485 we should have W2 amount close to what is mentioned in LC.
    There is nothing like out of status thing from the time we apply for 485.

    But from the last entry to US on non-immigrant visa to the date of applying 485 once should be in status and if they are out of status for less than 180 days it is considered ok.

    My question is how do we show we were in status from the last entry to U.S on non-immigrant visa to the date 485 was filed ?
    Will the W2 be sufficient or do we have to show our monthly pay stubs.
    You mentioned in your 'Pandit' example about the H1 LC amount...how do we know what our H1 LCA amount is?

    I would highly appreciate response.Thank you.

    >> how do we know what our H1 LCA amount is?
    Your employer should provide you a copy of LCA for H1. In addition, your employment letter should mention salary, along with employment terms, and job profile.

    ____________________
    Not a legal advice.
    US Citizen of Indian Origin





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  • kutra
    07-21 10:03 AM
    once you get past the I-140, the typical reasons for denial of I-485 are some criminal background, out of status >180 days, mistakes on forms etc.

    IMO a simple case would be someone who:
    - has never changed employers
    - was employed with a large US corporation which is more likely to have paid him his salary every month (as opposed to a 3-4 person company where getting hold of the W-2 is the only way to confirm).
    - was never denied any application (change of status / entry to US)
    - has clear medical records
    - has clear documents related to birth certificate

    Complicated cases are when:
    - someone has repeatedly changed and employers since entering the US. The IO will need to make sure status was maintained throughout all those transitions.
    - some document was not submitted, or not submitted with transalations/affidavits etc. Commonly birth certificate issues.

    You are correct. Unfortuantely, they are not looking for these "ripe" or "low hanging fruits" cases in a FIFO order. It can be highly exasperating when a "ripe" case with a March 2006 PD gets approved when "ripe" cases with PDs earlier than 2003 are languishing! That really makes the whole system even more unjust.





    gc_on_demand
    11-11 09:32 AM
    I'd like to point out that Obama is the President-elect. He doesn't become the president until Jan 20 when he takes the oath. Right now the situation is exactly like it was before the election.

    Dont forget that we may have Lameduck session soon.. May be 16th.. and it will be very short .. becasue of thanksgiving and holiday seasons coming ahead.





    luvschocolates
    08-22 01:07 AM
    The majority of you people are cruel and harsh individuals, how dare you insult a man that is sick just because of his weight. The majority of you are also from middle eastern countries - not exactly buddies with the USA. Canadians didn't come here to blow up buildings, people from your part of the world did. Canadians were here to help, and were one of the first countries on the scene.
    Canadians are allies, not enemies. You folks need to be the ones to go back where you came from!



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